Jesus in a Single-Wide

A visitation in an East Texas trailer sets my imagination loose — and I’ve been seeing saints in strange places ever since.

Some time back, I was sent on assignment to cover a story that was all the rage in my little town. An elderly couple, Glenda and Jimmy, had a holy reckoning when Jesus appeared on the wall of their single-wide mobile home. They invited half the county to witness the wonder.

Glenda said she’d been praying for a sign to stop Jimmy’s sinful ways and bring him to Jesus. And that miracle happened—only Jesus came to Jimmy.

Glenda told it this way: she’d been praying real hard for Jimmy, harder than she’s ever prayed before. He’d been drinking, listening to rock and roll music, and was spending at least three nights a week at the VFW post.

One night, she was on the couch watching COPS reruns when the TV flickered and caught on something in the paneling. She sat up slowly to see what dared call her attention.

Devil dogs. She was sure of it, as she traced them with her finger.

She nudged Jimmy, who was sleeping in the La-Z-Boy, and he nearly jumped out of his skin when she hollered for him to have a look.

Over the next month, the devil dogs transformed into an angel with a staff. Then, the three wise men appeared on their wall. Mary and baby Jesus sitting on a donkey were the next to show up. Then, one day, they saw the Virgin Mary relaxing in a wicker chair.

Jimmy said he saw the devil’s head on a cross, and Jesus wrapped in a white robe. The winged horse of Revelation was next.

Then, He appeared.

A close-up glamour shot of Jesus’ face right there in the knotty-pine paneling. He had long hair and eyes that followed them across the room like a Velvet Elvis.

Jimmy suffered from emphysema and allowed that maybe his sightings were the result of oxygen deprivation.

He knew it was real when Glenda admitted she, too, could see all the images on the wall.

Yet, this still wasn’t enough to convince Jimmy to put down the Budweiser and follow the paneling.

Jimmy called one of his pals to drop by and take a look-see at the wall. Together, they tilted their heads this way and that, until his friend said that, yes, he could see the images too—after Jimmy and Glenda pointed each one out to him.

Jimmy said that when Glenda woke him up that first night to look at the wall, it just looked like a world globe to him. But the more he stared, he saw all these figures just hanging there like museum paintings, only they were the ridges of the knotty pine.

The real reckoning happened when one of Jimmy’s distant relatives, whom Jimmy described as being a “young radical with long hair and a ponytail, shaved on the sides, and tattoos,” took one look at the wall and was saved right there.

“Hallelujah!” he shouted, stomping.

“He started bawling,” Jimmy told a local Christian newspaper. “It struck him like a bolt of lightning. He got a haircut and joined the church. Stopped cussing, too.”

Jimmy and Glenda opened their home to anyone who wanted to see. He said one lady got so excited that she “...took off running, ran plumb off the porch, out in the driveway, and came back and looked again and started hollering, ‘I see it! I see it!”

By the time I wandered by to view this phenomenon for myself, the devil dogs and Virgin Mary were fading. But as I stood there and tilted my head, opening my eyes wide, then narrowing them to a squint, I think I saw something. Yes. There were definitely faces on that wall. Whether it was Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, I couldn’t really tell.

Something unlocked in me that day. Ever since, faces jump out at me from the strangest places.

Bathroom stalls? Teeming.
I shut the door, square my shoulders, and think, “Alright then, who’s here today?”

St. Peter? Elvis? All options open.

Once at a movie theater, I spotted four nuns on the stall door: habits and everything. Someone had drawn penises around them. They didn’t flinch. Women who survived medieval doctrine don’t scare easily.

Ceiling tiles? Don’t get me started.

And clouds? Child’s play.

I once found Jimmy Carter in a water stain above my stove. He stared at me like I’d burned the cornbread on purpose. Maybe I had.

People say they seek signs.
I don’t.
They just turn up.

Jesus in plywood.
A Ronald Reagan on a piece of burnt toast.
A whole council of disappointed ancestors in the bathroom grout at Buc-ee’s.

God speaks how God wants. Sometimes prophets get thunder. I get construction-grade pine.

I don’t know whether it’s imagination or revelation. I don’t waste energy choosing. Truth’s slippery like that. And honestly? If the Lord wants to entertain Himself carving saints into paneling, who am I to argue? I’ve seen worse uses of eternity.

I keep looking. Not out of holiness, Lord knows, but because sometimes, when the grain shifts just right and the light lands strange, the world thins. And a face peers through. And for a moment it all feels connected—the living, the gone, the hoped-for.

Jesus. Mary in a wicker chair. Whoever wanders through.

Revelations deserve witnesses.
And I’ve always been good at standing still and paying attention.

—Carol

A version of this story ran in my Tales from East Texas column in the Progressive Populist.

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